Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Flashback to 1994




Last night I was lucky enough to catch Weezer’s Memories Tour, where they played their greatest hits from the last 16 years and the entire Blue Album straight through. The show was amazing. At first I was shocked that they broke it up into 2 sets because the first set (greatest hits) was only about 40-minutes long. 

When the band came back it was as though a time warp had swept through the building. The whole demeanor of the evening changed and I was transported back to 1994. Rivers and company did an amazing job recreating the tone of the times. They rocked that mother ship shaped auditorium with a good old-fashioned deafening show.

The whole night made nostalgic for those simple but crazy times of my youth. It also had me pondering the things that really mattered to me in 1994. 

Here are a few of those things:

The untimely death of Kurt Cobain
Graduating HS
My first trip to Seattle where I stalked Eddie Vedder and met some members of Soundgarden
Watching the X-Files
Flannel shirts
Seeing the Grateful Dead’s Summer Tour
Undone – the Sweater Song
Ann Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles (this is when I began my vampire novel)
Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall (the scene where he rides in on the horse is the best)
Drinking cheap wine bought by my older legal friends (Glen Ellen White Zinfandel, the fat bottle)

Thanks Weezer for helping me take my own personal trip down memory lane.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

I Give Thanks For...








Things I am grateful for:

My parents have an incredible wine cellar but only bust out the good stuff on special occasions and holidays like Thanksgiving.

Pine Ridge's 3 awesome cabs that more than satisfied my family of winos.

Friends who have been there to support me.

Turkey, stuffing, pies, and homemade cranberry sauce.

The sun.

Although I know it won’t last forever, my fantasy team is still on top.

The fact that Bikini season is a long way off AND my leggings are spacious.

The Buffy’s fondness for eating human food, tolerating unruly children, and sliding belly first across the incredibly long table.

That I don’t have any unruly children just yet.

Most importantly, I am grateful for my family. We have been through a lot this year and it's nice to come together on a happy occasion.


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Strategy of Fantasy Team Names..






As most of you already know, I am a NBA fanatic. Last year I was too late to participate in the fantasy season, so this year I pounced on the opportunity immediately. I am not someone who joins a league for money or to compete with friends. I enjoy joining a random public league and battling it out with complete strangers. This season I started paying too much attention to the names of the other teams in my league. I have become so obsessed by these ridiculous names, that I have started wondering if there is some sort of hidden strategy behind them.

First of all, I am the only female manager and I have a kickass team. I know it’s early and I am probably headed for a huge fall but so far I have been on top. It helps that I have Kobe, Kevin Love, and D. Rose. The name of my team is Whatev (this is a word I used to say a little too much and also the name of my jewelry line). While this is far from the best name ever it reveals something about my personality as well as my interests.

Listed below are the other names of fantasy teams in my league. I am going to make my own hypothesis about the brilliant strategy behind these 11 team names.

Whitey Ford – this guy is a huge baseball fan probably from NY (since that is where Whitey played) or a racist.

Slammer – this is the quintessential fantasy basketball team name that lacks true vision. It’s like naming your cat, Kitty.

Bulls – this name obviously lacks creativity. He is probably a Bulls fan from Chicago. He has Noah on his team. BORING!

Squirrels – hmmm… his team is small and quick, he likes furry animals, gathering nuts, and Richard Gere.

Throbbers- this sounds like a nasty porn name. I bet this guy spends a little too much time on the Internet.

Jaden- I see him as the quiet sensitive type instead of having a tattoo with his son’s name on it, he names his fantasy team after his kid.

Stormtroopers- Best name by far. I love this geek wherever he is. He is my new hero. Hopefully he will climb the fantasy ranks as long as he stays below me. After all he does have Kevin Durant.

Philippine Crusaders – This guy is from the Philippines and he is passionate and dedicated to his team. Right now they aren’t very good. He has the Baron Davis jinx.

Lakers – once again lack of imagination. I understand you are a Lakers fan. I am too but can’t you come up with a better way of expressing it? The Kobe Beefs or something? Btw he doesn’t even have any Lakers on his team (I have 2).

L. James Champions – the worst name yet. Only a d-bag would name his team that. Guess who isn’t even on the team? He doesn’t have LeBron but he does have Wade. He must be from Miami. That is the only place left that actually likes LeBron.

Beast – I actually don’t know what to think of this one. It’s probably some kinda inside joke. His team is decent but for some reason he is in last place. Let’s hope that Beast takes out the L. James Champions on his way up.

May the best team win or Whatev!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

A Few Things I Forgot About Boston




The Charles


As many of you know I am an East Coaster. Born and bred in NY, I have always taken pride in my East Coast roots. This past week I traveled back to the Boston area, a spot that I have not been to in about 5 years. What I discovered (besides that fact that I am now a weather wimp) is that there are many things, I have forgotten about Boston.

1. I forgot what a total pain in the ass it is to drive a frakkin Roundabout. For those of you who have no clue what I am talking about, they are sometimes called traffic circles or rotaries. No matter what you call them, New England drivers always screw them up.

2. The weather can be bitter cold even in November. I forgot what it feels like to have your nose freeze. Thank you, walk around the Charles River. Side note: when I arrived it was unusually warm about 70 degrees. Within 2 days it dropped down to 40.

3. Walking across the street in downtown Boston is hard. They don't actually stop for pedestrians like California. They also have confusing crosswalks. With all the Irish pubs surrounding the city, I am surprised drunk college students don't get run over on a daily basis. Let's just say that my brother and I had a little trouble this Halloween crossing the street.

4. In my opinion the Boston Subway system (The T) is the best I have every experienced. If only it was so easy to get around in all major cities. Plus an added bonus is that the T unlike the NY subway system is relatively clean.

5. Everyone in Boston owns some kind of Red Sox gear. I realize every American city has its share of fans BUT when it comes to die-hard fanatics Boston takes first place. I know this sounds ironic coming from me a Yankees fan. NYers are just as passionate about the Yankees but we also have a huge Met fan base.

6. I am not a young college student anymore and I can't party like one.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Rachel Goes to Hollywood Part II





The next Hollywood event we attended was more of an intimate gathering. Bill Maher one of my favorite political comedians was getting a star on Hollywood BLVD (actually it was on a side street next to the infamous Hollywood BLVD). We arrived early hoping to get a prime spot. Luckily we were able to score the front row behind all the photographers and video cameras. We were about five feet from the man-made stage built especially for the ceremony.

The star is located in front of the side entrance to the new W Hotel. Unlike the Easy A premiere, we only had to wait about an hour for the festivities to begin. Around 11am the celebrities started arriving but they all bundled up behind the podium. The crowd was full of comedians some famous some unknown and all personal friends of Bill Maher. Our crowd was a mixture of Autograph addicts, Super Fans, Tourists, and random people. Only one paparazzi was there. He stood 7-feet tall and when this giant would pivot his body to take a picture, he would completely block my view of all the action. Luckily right before the festivities began he had to move his car. He asked me to save his spot but the moment he left hordes of anxious fans stepped into his place. Since they were appropriately sized, I didn’t say a word.

Promptly the show began and it was a cross between a roast and a street-side gathering of comedians. I honestly didn’t realize how funny Larry King was. Seth Macfarlane gave a brilliant introduction making both political and religious jokes that were hilarious. As Bill Maher took center stage, I noticed a vulnerability that I had never seen before. No question about it, he was hysterical especially when he thanked Sarah Palin and George Bush for his star. Through his humor it was also obvious that underneath he was really touched and thankful to be standing there.

Once the ceremony was completed Bill and the other comedians signed autographs and took pictures with fans. The highlight of the afternoon for me was meeting Seth MacFarlane and taking a picture with one of my favorite character actors/comedians, Larry Miller. The strangest celebrity sighting of the day was Kato Kaitlin who apparently still has tons of fans. In fact as I walked passed, I heard one of them scream, “Kato you can totally crash at my place.” After my celebrity Hollywood adventure I definitely have more of an understanding of why normal people obsess and idealize famous people. It is easy to get sucked into the glitz and the glamour when the lines between fantasy and reality are blurred. Stay tuned for the final part of my Rachel Goes to Hollywood series.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Buffy vs Mr.Wonderful


 As most of you know I am kinda a crazy cat lady. I am also a little obsessed with my cat Buffy. Recently another cat has been challenging Buffy's territory and bullying her. My brother and I know from actual experience that Buffy can be tough, so we have decided to be her Jedi masters and train her in the ways of the Kitty Force.

Ironically her nemesis is named Mr. Wonderful, my neighbor's cat. He seems innocent with his heart shaped nametag but the moment are backs are turned he pins her down and tries to bite her.

This first video depicts Buffy cleaning herself to prepare for training. It's like wax on wax off but with a lot more licking involved.






Sunday, September 19, 2010

Rachel Goes to Hollywood Part I





Last week I took a trip to Los Angeles with my brother to tag along while he took pictures at a few celebrity events. My brother is an independent photographer who frequents these events all the time. Sometimes he is stationed with the photographers on the red carpet. At other events such as this particular movie premiere, he was forced to mix it up with the paparazzi and superfans that wait across the street. He has always been sort of a follower of all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. I, on the other hand, have always admired certain actors/actresses from afar. I never really thought of intentionally seeking out the rich and the famous. Imagine my surprise when I had the chance to observe what actually happens from the fan side of things.

Easy A Premiere
We arrive to the gated area directly across from the red carpet at 4:00pm. We are on the corner of Hollywood and Orange across from the Chinese Theater. To the left of us is the Roosevelt Hotel in all its old school Hollywood glory. To the right of us is American Apparel and Hooters. I think about slipping away to buy some leggings, as my brother attempts to see the score of the Jets game through the Hooters window (Monday Night Football).
As we wait for the stars to arrive (they were scheduled for 6:00pm) I scan the crowd. I watch the crowd intently for the next two hours. Occasionally the people walking by distract me. I make a mental note that Hollywood Blvd is an amazing people watching scene. Tourists with giant cameras around their necks ask me what’s going on as they stare directly at the movie premiere posters. The time is now 6:15 and the red carpet is still empty. The movie was supposed to start at 7:30 but they are obviously running way behind schedule. By this time I have segmented the crowd into 5 different groups.


The Superfans – These avid fans love the particular actors from this movie. They are radiating so much excitement that it’s as though they drank a case of rockstar and two large coffees. I am exhausted from the 6- hour drive but their energy is contagious. All they really want is to catch a glimpse of Emma Stone (Zombieland) or Penn Badgley (Dan from Gossip Girl). They are praying that he comes across the street to sign autographs and take pictures. They are constantly updating their Facebook status and wait anxiously for the stars to arrive.

Autograph Addicts & Collectors – These fanatics are addicted to meeting and collecting autographs from celebrities. They are not fans of a particular actor/actress but of all famous people. Collectors carry homemade signs and t-shirts catering to whichever celebrity is at the event they are. They lug around hundreds of photographs just in case they run into a certain celebrity.

There is some overlapping between the Superfans and the Autograph addicts. Both don’t mind waiting for hours just to get a tiny glimpse of how the other half lives.

Paparazzi/ Videographers/ Independent Photographers – These three groups of people each have different purposes but the same goal. Photographers and videographers that were unable to get a press pass for the night’s event (my brother) take matters into their own hands and take pictures from across the street. The Paparazzi wait for the stars to cross the street, even though their enormous zoom lens captures all of the red carpet excitement.

Tourists – The Chinese Theater is a major tourist trap. People come there to sightsee and see the red carpet and the posters. They ask what is going on and usually stick around looking for that elusive story. “Last week I was in LA and I met…”

Random Happenings – Local people walking by sometimes stumble into a celebrity event by accident.

The time is now 7:15 and finally we see some action. Black SUV’s start to pull up. The crowd shouts out different names. You see tons of flashing from the photographers on the carpet. Penn Badgley and Emma Stone come across the street. I feel myself start to scream and giggle like a schoolgirl. Penn approaches where I am standing and is prompted by his PR woman to turn around. They are running late. I scream out OMFG. More shrieks from the crowd. Taylor Swift gets out of her car. My line is blurred. I am no longer an observer but just another Superfan.